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Peasants With Pitchforks

By w4kaz, created on 1933.03.26 at 11:46:34 | last changed on 2010.03.27 at 02:09:07 |

Greetings Comrades! More information is now available from our sources at the Ministry of Truth.

Many thanks to our ardent supporters in San Fransisco. Without fine citizens such as these, suppressing the money grubbing capitalist Kulaks would be far more difficult. We are only disappointed to see no one had their turtle costume for this event.

The Ministry of Truth has issued a statement that will be of interest to all GoodThink Peeps in the Republic. We now know that the Administration hopes that we will benefit from the Benevolence of Dear Exalted Leader forever! This will be made possible through the work of our fine scientists pioneer work with amateur operators from the 75 meter nets!

We have word direct from the Ministry of Trooth that Our Benevolent Dear Exalted Leader ObaMao is himself quite please with the ringing endorsement given to the administration of the New Peeps Republic by Comrade Castro, the original el Jeffe’ himself! This most unexpected vote of confidence in the direction of the New Peeps Republic is another indictation of the historical nature of the changes sweeping clean the face of the Peeps!

Finally, we need to ask you hear the words of the Great Satan, idol of the money grubbing capitalist Kulaks. It is imperative you become familiar with the arguments of the Great Satan, lest you be unable to refute his arguments should you hear them mentioned.

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Viva el Jeffe’

By w4kaz, created on 1933.03.25 at 07:40:07 | last changed on 2010.03.27 at 02:09:34 |

Greetings comrades! We have a few words of Newspeak from the Ministry of Truth.

First, we wish to extend exuberant greetings to our fellow travelers in Canada, in particular the brown shirts at the University of Ottawa. We are overjoyed at the welcome received by the vile Kulak Spokeperson Coulter. The display of love and open minded tolerance by our northern fellow travelers is truly heart warming down in the New Peeps Repubic, especially at the administration’s Ministry of Truth. The students’ tolerance for the opposition is to be commended! We know it is a struggle, but the Ministry of Truth is overjoyed to see such an outpouring of love and support from the kind citizens of our closest neighbor.

We are also quite pleased with the Ministry of Truth campaign to expose the vile death threats being made on behalf of the unhinged bourgeois Kulak opposition. While it is true there has been no statistically significant change in the number of threats of violence received, it was too delicious an opportunity to portray the evil Kulaks as nut jobs and fruitcakes. Who in their right mind could not fall adoringly at the feet of our Dear Exalted High Leader ObaMao? That alone is a sure sign of derangement! The Ministry of Truth will have more information on the heinous plans of these so called “businessmen”, and we have loyal Party operatives infiltrating areas in the Red Zone just in case we need to generate more vicious attack audio from […]

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A New Day Dawns

By w4kaz, created on 1933.03.23 at 09:26:19 | last changed on 2010.03.27 at 02:08:35 |

Greetings comrades!  A new day dawns as the work to overthrow the bourgeois Republic of Kulaks gains unstoppable momentum! Comrade Most Exalted Leader today will host a ceremony to celebrate the passage of the Enabling Act.  I’m sure all of the racist Kulaks will somehow see significance in this day, just completely by coincidence coinciding with the anniversary of the 1933 Enabling Law passed by the Reichstag. Dismiss these foolish comparisons!  Our own fearless Diet leadership has crafted a more masterful  ‘Law for Removing the Distress of the People and the Reich’ which bears absolutely no resemblance to that used by previous National Socialists to overthrow their own republic.   Our leaders have done a masterful job of crafting a much more indirect route to the creation of The Peoples paradise as foreseen by Fearless Leader Most Exalted ObaMao.  Previous governments foolishly chose a direct approach, penning only a single page.  Our Enabling Law is several THOUSAND pages.  The Kulaks will never be able to unravel this Gordian knot before it is too late! Says a government spokesman: “The government will make use of these powers only insofar as they are essential for carrying out vitally necessary measures…The number of cases in which an internal necessity exists for having recourse to such a law is in itself a limited one.” So comrades, go forth and cast aspersions on all Kulaks who would question the wisdom of our own superior  Ermächtigungsgesetz.  […]

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